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Saturday, May 26, 2018

8 AM At Seacrets

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's impressive that that many of them can get themselves out of bed this early on a morning after Friday night in OC.

Anonymous said...

Probably didn’t go to bed.

Anonymous said...

Good point.

Anonymous said...

nasty place

Anonymous said...

Fools

Anonymous said...

What are they giving away? Cover is too high, staff is rude, drinks in plastic cups are a joke and food sucks. Other than that it is a nice gimmick. I live in Salisbury and went there once.

Anonymous said...

I love seacrets but there is no way in hell I would stand in that line for 7 hrs just to get in. That’s insane !!!

Anonymous said...

Seacrets was a fun place about 20 years ago now it's just over the top crowded with extremely loud music not the chill place it used to be.

Anonymous said...

Nothin but bad experiences in Seacrets. First time I went there I got crabs off the toilet seat.

Next time I caught chlamydia from a a waitress who handled my food inappropriately. Then the last time I was there a Candiru fish swam up my urine stream from the urinal and lodged itself deep, DEEP in my urethra and I spent six days in the hospital with 7 operations to get it removed (trivia: during this removal operation they can't use anesthetic because the candiru fish excretes a mild toxin which interacts with anesthetics and turns into poisonous radioactive lead).

The only good things about my visits to Seacrets was visiting to stripclub later and getting the "special" $150 20-minute lap dance afterward (kinda a waste of money cos it only took me five minutes both times).

So, in other words, skip Seacrets this Memorial Day and go to a place where you'll get some personalized service and be able to enjoy the sights and sounds of the shore.

Anonymous said...

Shoot the line for Greenwood Chicken was almost that long today too!!!!

Anonymous said...

To the person who scolded me for sitting on a toilet seat: I'll have you know that I take serious precautions any time I use a public restroom. I always carry high-grade, Top Notch© Toilet Seat Covers with me when I travel, and I have fashioned a little container that will hold 5 or 6 out of a cloth paint brush case that fits nicely in my fanny pack right beside my travel cans of Lysol and rubbing alcohol. If I remember right, I used THREE that day... after spraying the seat with Lysol and thoroughly cleaning it with rubbing alcohol. So you can hardly fault me for being incautious for only spending 3 to 4 minutes cleaning before I used the seat.

Why some people need to go around making such assumptions and then go all victim blaming. Heck, I don't even sit on the toilet without a seat cover in my own home and I get publicly shamed for not being careful!

Anonymous said...

Meat Market!!! Blonde Brunnett Redhead LOL