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Thursday, January 25, 2018

The vacuum won't start

A guy sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Ed, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week." Ed gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure! Why not. Where’s the vacuum?" Half an hour later, Ed comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum running. I thought you were going to do the vacuuming?” Exasperated, Ed answers, “The stupid thing is broken; it won't start. We need to buy a new one.” “Really?” she says, “show me -- it worked fine the last time.” So he shows her:

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my...he is NOT a representative for all Ed's in the world!!!

Anonymous said...

I have a hair dryer the same thing happened to

Anonymous said...

Sounds like it's not getting a spark.

Anonymous said...

Problem is he forgot to use the choke first! Idiot!

Anonymous said...

Must be the ethanol. No small engine ever works after using that stuff.

Anonymous said...

Needs to check for a loose connection at the "on" switch"!

Anonymous said...

First, check the dipstick. (Both of them.)

Anonymous said...

And Don't Forget To Put Your Blond Wig On !!