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Friday, December 22, 2017

Cops: Missing Cookie Led To Domestic Attack

Angered that someone ate the last of his favorite chocolate chip cookies, a Florida man allegedly punched his live-in girlfriend in the face when she “did not want to argue over something so petty,” according to a police report.

Richard Hessic, 31, was arrested Thursday evening on a domestic battery charge following a confrontation in the Port St. Lucie home he shares with the victim, a 34-year-old nurse.

The 6’ 4” Hessic, who works as a butcher, will be arraigned December 28 on the misdemeanor count.

In an interview with cops responding to a 911 call, Hessic said that he had gotten into an argument with his girlfriend “over cookies.” An investigator noted that Hessic “was upset someone ate the last chocolate chip cookie,” and was also angry “at his girlfriend for not taking him seriously.” Believing that she was “blowing him off,” Hessic said that he ripped down the curtain as the woman was showering.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

She knew better than to eat that last cookie.

Anonymous said...

Most women are cookie monsters.

Anonymous said...

man them has to be the bestest chocolate chip cookies maded

Anonymous said...

Cholocate-chip Cookies Matter!

Anonymous said...

Hopefully in about 30 years we will be tearing down his statue and monuments as offensive