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Thursday, December 28, 2017

Bar Drinks

A union boss walks into a crowded bar next to the factory and is about to order himself a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap and a TRUMP for President button, and a beer in front of him. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the union boss.

Later, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Republican.

He continues to smile and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss says to himself, "Damn Republican!"

After a while, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican.
As before, this STILL doesn't seem to bother the Republican who continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The union boss asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Republican?

I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all that silly ass does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

ADVICE TO DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS AND ALL LEFTIES: WHEN THE HORSE DIES; ITS TIME TO DISMOUNT!

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