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Sunday, November 19, 2017

School Desks Denounced for Discriminating

The reason we need totalitarian liberalism whereby politically correct social engineers can control every conceivable aspect of existence is that discrimination is everywhere. Even desks discriminate:

The executive director of a research institute at the University of North Carolina-Charlotte (UNCC) recently argued that small desks cause a “hostile physical environment” to fat students.

Heather Brown, who heads the Women and Girls Research Alliance at UNCC, published an article in the new issue of the Fat Studies journal titled “There’s always stomach on the table and I gotta write! Physical space and learning in fat college women.”

Yes, there really is an academic journal entitled Fat Studies. Moonbattery has had the same effect on scholarship that it has had on everything else.

Cultural Marxism requires its proponents to constantly seek out and agitate new outlier groups to play off against the core population. People who are overweight can now join blacks, Muslims, sexual deviants, et cetera.

Kari, one student that Brown interviewed, lamented that she felt “self-conscious” in classes because of the size of the desks, saying, “I can’t help thinking about it, and then it would turn into, like, ‘Maybe if I lose ten pounds then I wouldn’t look so fat in this desk…’”

Also, if she loses 10 pounds, Kari might live a longer, healthier life. But if progressives cared about people living longer, healthier lives, they wouldn’t promote homosexuality.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, all of us who live a healthy lifestyle will have to sit in oversized 2XL desks and wear 2XL clothes? Will we be able to reach the steering wheels of our cars?

THAT'S discriminatory!

lmclain said...

Can anyone imagine how history would have turned out if THIS generation of deviant whacks, weirdos, strange, always offended and always afraid, sissy, cross-dressing failures in life had to come to the defense of the WORLD and save them from what they so cherish and admire today??
Twice??
If they spent 10% of the time they spend looking around for SOMETHING to be afraid of or to be offended by, and spent it instead on HELPING others, what a change they could make.
Take 5% of the time they spend telling the ones who have WORKED and EARNED what they have that they are evil, bigoted, and privileged and spend it actually working instead of whining, they could finally tell mommy that they can afford their own dresses, tattoos, and lip piercings. So could the girls.
Now, because some people can't stop stuffing their fat face with donuts, lattes, ice cream, and second, third, and fourth helpings of mashed potatoes and gravy, it's (surprise!) SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT they they weigh 380 pounds and can't fit in a desk or a car.
Do these people EVER think they are responsible for ANYTHING?
Their heroes have already passed laws that say if you're stupid enough to eat your way into three sets of clothes, you're not just stupid and fat, you're DISABLED. Think of how REAL disabled people feel --- like the ones without legs.
Here's an idea ---- stop bending your elbow towards your face 60 times a day...
These people will not stop, will they? Without our help, of course.
Keep cheering.