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Saturday, April 08, 2017

World's Shortest Books

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
 
& Michelle Obama
 
Illustrated by Michael Moore
 
Foreword by George Soros 
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
 
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
 
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
 
By Hillary Clinton
 
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
 
By Bill Clinton
 
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
 
By Bill Gates
 
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 
By Dennis Rodman 
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 
By Al Gore & John Kerry
 
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian 
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell 
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson 
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
 
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
 
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
 
By Ted Kennedy
 
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MY BOOK ON MORALS 
By Bill Clinton
 
With introduction by
 
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
 
And foreward by
 
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
 
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL 
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
 
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AND, JUST ADDED: 
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
 
By Nancy Pelosi
 
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And the shortest book of them all.....................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 
By Barack Obama

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Also: "Beauty Tips" by Janet Reno

Anonymous said...

Also--How to be Manly by Richard Simmons