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Friday, March 24, 2017

Taxes

When you do your taxes this year, make sure you do them right so you won’t get audited like the guy below……

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The IRS has returned the tax return to a man in New York City after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, ... "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" the man wrote: ... "7.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 3 billion welfare mothers and kids, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 450 idiots in Congress and a group that call themselves Politicians."

The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man's response back to the IRS was.... "Who did I leave out?"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wish I had thought of that. Hope he runs for mayor of NY and also hope the people who live there are smart enough to vote for him. Get that de blah, blah,blah,sio out of office.

Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing!