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Saturday, December 24, 2016

New Study Suggests That Men Need To Get Drunk With Their Friends Twice A Week To Stay Healthy

It’s coming up to the new year, and this is usually the time of year when we all pledge to make a new year’s resolution, or have various newspapers and magazine dietitians wave their fingers and admonish us about the numerous dangers to our health. Fairly sensible when you’ve probably been overdoing the drink and overindulging on the turkey…

Usually January is like the hangover month for the beginning of the year, when those of us who enjoy boozing try to go sober for a while… or for a few days anyway. All this amid warnings about the dangers of alcoholism. It’s no wonder people go teetotal.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

BS! Tell that to all the caregivers of these men.

Anonymous said...

Basically my research has shown that drinking a six pack or more several times a week and a bottle of wine or more the rest of the days in the week will..ah..uh....I forget.

Anonymous said...

Man can not live by food alone, he must have beer and foot ball occasionally.