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Monday, April 04, 2016

Police Investigate Man For ‘Revenge Fart’ After Woman Rejected Sexual Advances

A man has been reported to police for emitting what has been described as a “revenge fart” after a woman refused to have sex with him.

The frustrated lothario resorted to employing his putrid “revenge fart” in a woman’s private apartment on Sunday, reports Swedish regional newspaper Hallandsposten.

The pair had discussed having sex, but after the woman exercised her right to say no her potential lover let rip with a cloud of noxious gas.

The victim of the gassy blast has not been named but told police she was so disgusted by the rancid odour — which she said “smelled very bad in my flat” — that it actually “disturbed her peace of mind”..

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

This goes to show that every woman should get a pre-dating fart sample from all potential suitors and sign a "fart release form" to be held by the men to preclude future offense and litigation.

Anonymous said...

Good grief! The diseases of liberalism and political correctness has spread and gone viral worldwide. Just get out the air freshener and open a window, lady!

Anonymous said...

Nice Rip, Chester!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone been sued yet for bad breath? Dandruff? Not putting down the toilet seat?

Anonymous said...

I've always wished that I could fart on command.

Anonymous said...

Then screw him the next time this happens honey. Who'd a thought there are Rednecks in Sweden.

Anonymous said...

She should have just eaten a Braunschweiger and Onion sandwich and got even.

Steve said...

Ask yourself, can you just conjure up a huge, odiferous fart at will?

Do you think 12 jurors will be able to do it at the trial?

I think not.

And I think the woman is off her rocker!

Anonymous said...


What is odiferous? sounds something like " odoriferous ".

Anonymous said...

When you don't understand the comment, you go after the spelling, so you look really cool.