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Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Local Newspapers Finally Worthy And Full Of Crap



Since there is so much waste in unsold and or unwanted local newspapers, Wicomico County will today deliver a ton of wasted newspapers to the Wicomico Humane Society for the 300 dogs rescued from the Puppy Mill in Eden. 

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Waste of trees I thought liberal idiots have issues with climate change? They should be fined.

Anonymous said...

Good work.

Anonymous said...

If this is supposed to be a joke, it's not funny.

Anonymous said...

I was just thinking I am going to take all the ones I have in my office and drop them off too. They are good for something....

Anonymous said...

Wait Joe.....it's the start of crab season!!!! We need those to cover the top of our picnic tables to catch the crab juice!!!!

Anonymous said...

And they won't stop delivering them after you ask them. The papers end up laying in our streets. They are delivered to homes in our neighborhood that have been vacant for years. Where are all the eco-terrorists now ?

Anonymous said...

Yeah they keep littering my yard with the free newspapers nobody reads. If I threw trash in someone's yard I would be fined.

Anonymous said...

Great! The Humane Society needs all the help they can get right now!!

Anonymous said...

These papers are a valuable as Hillary Clinton's campaign promises.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE.....no more newspapers at this time. The County delivered two pallets full and they are overflowing right now!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Denver Moore or George Whiteds picture could be on the front page of these so I would not need my nightly Dulcolax.
I wonder if the town of Pittsville has been paid any of his daughters stolen money yet? The towns drainage ditches are in dire need of repair but we can spend a year fixing ALL the farehouses roll up door headers and when only one was torn down by a neglected fareman. I would love to see what that cost the taxpayers.