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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

We Ran Hillary Clinton’s Symptoms Through WebMD And The Diagnosis Isn’t Pretty

Hillary Clinton’s health has become the focus of many people’s concerns, so, with the help of WebMD, The Daily Caller offers up the following diagnosis.

According to a WebMD diagnosis, the 68-year-old Clinton should really check to see if she has a urinary tract infection.

The symptoms, as observed by TheDC and entered into WebMD include fatigue, mood swings, swelling, weight gain, impaired judgment, confusion, slurring words, frequent urination, and bald spots.

These symptoms characterize such possible conditions as — in order of likelihood — urinary tract infection (UTI), medication reaction or side-effect, overeating, depression, Type 2 Diabetes, hypothyroidism, acute sinusitis or acute stress reaction.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

couldnt happen to a to a nicer person

Anonymous said...

She could also have a colon blockage because she sure is full if it.

Anonymous said...

Is pathological lying a cause of some of these conditions? If so I would suspect that one.

Anonymous said...

Is there a diagnosis that describes selling one's soul to the Devil?