Donald Fitzroy Meikle told police his wife, Dawn, elbowed him on the arm when he passed gas in bed. This happened early in the morning on Dec. 11. Meikle said she eventually kicked him out of bed because his flatulence wouldn't stop.
The victim said his wife let him back into bed. He passed gas again, according to the report, and she started to kick and elbow him again. Meikle said he held his wife for his own safety. During the struggle, she suffered a split lip and he suffered several scratches across his chest.
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9 comments:
OMG , don't let my wife read this.
Claasy,classy!!! I wonder if they voted for Obama? ? Haha.
Would what she fed him have anything to do with his gaseous eruptions?
That story is such a GAS!
You get out what you put in.
Beano!
If passing gas was a crime; I'd get life in prison!
black gas matters
Did she get confused and have the state of the union address on instead?
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