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Thursday, November 26, 2015

You Might Be A Redneck If:

You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.

You've ever re-used a paper plate.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.

Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.

Your stuffing's secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.

Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.

Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.

You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".

You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good ideas!

Anonymous said...

I can't relate, but I know my mother has reused Cool Whip bowls in the past to put left overs in. I'm sure many of us has. That was way before Rubbermaid started selling the disposable and reuseable ones.

Anonymous said...

How the hell did you know what I'm having for dinner?

Anonymous said...

Ya might be a redneck if you didn't know the LT. Gov was black.

Anonymous said...

All of these things were normal for us when I grew up in Appalachia.In fact now that I think about it,we would have considered the people who did those thing high class and uppity.