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Thursday, September 10, 2015

Kansas St. to Pay 5,000 Fine for Offensive Marching Band Formation

Kansas State will pay the price for “inadvertently” performing a not-safe-for-work halftime show, after its marching band appeared to form a penis, along with its rival’s mascot, during Saturday’s home opener against South Dakota.

As reported by the New York Daily, Kansas State agreed to sanctions placed by the Big 12 and a 1-game suspension of the band director.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's definitely a Jayhawk vs. the Starship Enterprise. The band looks nothing like testicles.

Anonymous said...

People in Kansas must be deformed.

Anonymous said...

Coulda been a cannon.

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Anonymous said...

The people who charged them with wrongdoing obviously have a bizarre idea of what a penis looks like.
To me, looking from the far right, it's more like a guided missile destroying a Godzilla-like creature.
Pretty sloppy, whatever it is. The band should be drug tested.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with a penis ? I've had one for 72 years my wife sees it often and has never complained. I just don't get it.