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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Einstein

Albert Einstein claimed that if you were to strip naked and run in a circle around a tree at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) you would probably be able to sodomize yourself.

If, however, you are not a sportsman or marathon runner, you could easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the next election.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...


Some would observe that the country achieved that feat in 2008 and 2012.