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Friday, June 26, 2015

Man Offers Up His Dog-Hating Girlfriend on Craigslist

Faced with the "it's me or the dog" decision, a Virginia man chose his beagle.

The unidentified Roanoke man posted a picture on Craigslist of his adorable dog, Molly, but the hilarious ad made clear that it was his girlfriend who was being advertised.

Under the title, "Free to Any Willing Home," the man said that his girlfriend doesn't like Molly, so "I have to rehome her."

"She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done," he wrote.

And on he went...

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love this guy! A strong man willing to stand up for his dog. If a girl or a guy doesn't like your dog, walk away. There is something not normal about that person. Walk away and save yourself a great deal of heartache.

Steve said...

LOL! Hope her breeders can rewire her!

Kudos to the advertiser!

Anonymous said...

And it took him 4 years to decide she wasn't for him! What's wrong with these guys?

Anonymous said...

why buy the cow when you get the milk for free. evidently the milk wasn't as good as his dog!