SHARPTON
I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.........
I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church. He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.
Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!
4 comments:
He preaches racism , that's all I've ever heard him do as far as a pastor or preacher or a reverend , what ever you want to call his education or learning .
There's certainly nothing "reverend" about him!
He can see into the future - he knew you would be walking today - laughing out loud.
You can get a preachers license off the internet, and then start your own religion and get loads of tax breaks.
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