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Saturday, March 21, 2015

Cheating husband 'nearly has penis bitten off by wife's friend'

A cheating husband nearly had his penis bitten off by his wife’s younger friend when he allegedly tried to persuade her to have sex with him.

Florin Ionita, 53, had been at a picnic at a park in Chisinau, Moldova, with his spouse and a group of friends - before she took some of them home, leaving him alone with the 24-year-old woman.

But when wife Maria Ionita, 49, returned to collect him 30 minutes later, she claimed to have found him clutching his genitals and moaning in pain, telling her: ‘Call an ambulance, it is going to fall off.’

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the kind of hard hitting story the MSM ignores. Thank you Joe.

Anonymous said...

paraphrase: "She forgave him because that's what men do. But she took her time getting the ambulance there".

He forced himself on someone, and she forgives him because men?

What an idiot. Guess they deserve each other...

Anonymous said...

Good point 6:04-This story has teeth.

Anonymous said...

Man, this bites!