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Saturday, January 03, 2015

Another Great Opportunity For Local Liberals

The FBI plans to add some new experts to its investigative teams cyber agents. The bureau is looking for professionals with expertise in hacking, network intrusion and data breaches to fight high-tech crimes. The agents will investigate groups and individuals involved in terrorist or criminal organizations. They'll also work to prevent attacks that could disable the country's infrastructure. In its job posting, the FBI said agents need to get a top secret security clearance, spend the first 19 weeks of employment in training in Quantico and be between 23 and 37 years old.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chuck Cook should apply to the vote hacking unit.

Anonymous said...

You will be hacking and investigating people with names like Mary Johnson and Bob Smith. Oh, hey, I've got a nice waterfront home in Phoenix for a bargain price I can sell you!

Anonymous said...

What are you saying? Conservatives are not smart enough for these jobs? Hilarious

ginn said...

Any [respectable] hacker knows that applying would also associate them with a potential 'constitutionalist' political view. Someone with powerful skillz to be aware of. And, at the extreme least a list of 'possible enemy combatants' would be exacted via the application process and those that weren't hired.
The US gov't will never recruit the talent needed for such a mission until it represents & speaks for the people.