I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The Wicomico County Sheriff, MSP, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the farm 24/7.
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month
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8 comments:
LOL
Yes I KNOW this is a cute joke but...... someone from another religion would take up arms and come after you because of your declaration of a different faith. Haven't you heard. The Pope says there is nothing funny about religion anymore.
Now that's funny!
I thought that was free at last.
Sadly, it is funny because it is true to the bone.
Just be sure you're not regularly slipping out late at night for a smokes run... you might come home to a door hanging on its hinges. For your own protection, of course.
If you really want them to watch fly a confederate flag
Hang out white sheets on the close line and fly a confederate flag!!
Hilarious!
I think I'll try that!
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