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Saturday, May 31, 2014

The Latest Islamic Jihad Will Likely Leave You Shaking Your Head

Islamic protests against people and products deemed offensive to the faith have been widely documented. The pursuit of jihad against such targets is a common occurrence in many countries with a significant Muslim population.

More than 60 percent of those living in Malaysia are Muslim, for instance; and most companies in the nation are receptive to the religious demands of the citizens. Guidelines regarding food preparation are highly regulated to ensure products entering the market are properly labeled ‘halal,’ meaning they were produced with consideration to Islamic codes.

The absence of any pork product is a chief concern when determining which foods are fit for consumption by Muslims. For that reason, Malaysian religious groups were outraged when chocolate products from the nation’s Cadbury operation were found to contain DNA from the prohibited animal.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...“Because the person eats pork, it is difficult to guide him to the right path,” he explained. “When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig-face because of what he has eaten.”
Here's the answer to fighting radical Islam:
Bring a pig to the war zone. Slaughter the pig. Dump all of the bullets - all the ammo - inside the pig. Tape or photograph the entire operation and disseminate it to the radicals.
Show drawings of pig-faced dead Muslims that have been shot with "pork bullets".
No heaven, no paradise, no 79 virgins. Just an eternity with a pig face.
Too simple.

Anonymous said...

I thought Cadbury chocolate only had bunny DNA in it, not piggy DNA...

Anonymous said...

more for me!
Pig faces lol, what a bunch of whackos.

Anonymous said...

Bacon.......

Anonymous said...

Bacon makes everything better