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Thursday, October 31, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Convict Caught At St. Francis DeSales

St. Francis DeSales went into lockdown minutes ago. A Criminal with a warrant for his arrest was found on school property. The children were preparing to go on a Halloween Field Trip Parade when everything broke loose. Chief Barbara Duncan came flying into the parking lot and multiple Officers found their suspect hiding behind a dumpster and was taken away without incident. 

The suspect was not wearing a shirt. St. Francis DeSales had just conducted an intruder safety dill yesterday. The children were immediately taken inside when this happened and some were painting their Halloween Pumpkins and had no clue what was going on. 

The School and Children are safe. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Who is the criminal?? Totally creepy!