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Friday, March 01, 2013

Slumber Soundly In Vermin-Infested Hotels With This Bed Bug Sleeping Cocoon

Most of us are about a kajillion percent sure, or we should be, that the pillow where we lay our heads each night isn’t crawling with vermin. But what if Yelp fails you, and you end up at a hotel where things might be a bit dicey? Perhaps you just don’t trust the look of that roadside flophouse or maybe you’re paranoid — in either case, SkyMall has just the thing for you.

The Bed Bug Sleeping Cocoon is exactly what it sounds like and promises a night of worry-free rest (unless not being able to use your hands worries you). And hey, you can even “breathe naturally”! Whew:

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If you don't trust a place WHY stay there?

Anonymous said...

They should have theses for the guest at America's Best Value Inn !