My Most Embarrassing Trip To The Store

There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets
The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to Harper about the gun registry
People running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found
Out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!