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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Why Did CVS Customer Keep Returning Used Enemas To The Store?

It was an observant CVS cashier who brought a Florida man's reign of fecal contamination to a close. The customer would allegedly buy saline enema kits, use them, clumsily reseal the boxes, and return the kits to the store. The enema kits went right back on store shelves to be sold to unsuspecting customers. The bottles contained some fluid, but had fecal matter on them. This purchase and return cycle began in April and continued until June.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

When your gay, Freshness counts.

Anonymous said...

While the story is gross the comments on the website were pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

There are some things you just shouldn't be able to return.