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Friday, June 08, 2012

Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks

Worried about a zombie attack? Buy zombie bullets.

Talk about zombies and a possible zombie apocalypse has increased due to recent gory accounts of drug-induced, flesh-eating attacks in the news.

Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing.

In promoting the product on their website, Hornady suggests, “Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition from Hornady! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!”

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bath salts are not the sole cause of this phenomenon,if the cause at all.From the time I first heard of the bath salt issues in OC and Rehobeth,there was no flesh eating involved.That must have been almost a year ago,and suddenly these zombie like attacks are occurring almost daily.This is something much more sinister.

Anonymous said...

1123-The problem with bath salts, is that to avoid having a formula deemed illegal, bath salt producers change the structure of the chemicals very often. This means whatever bath salt you bought 2-3 months ago, is more than likely got a changed formula. Which can lead to unintentional consequences.