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Friday, May 18, 2012

Pig Mascots to Deliver Baseballs to Umps

WASHINGTON - Baseball history is being made in Minnesota. For the first time ever, the St. Paul Saints independent baseball team will use two pig mascots to deliver baseballs to umpires and entertain fans.

Romance triggered the decision with the club, in a release, noting the pigs eyes met across the sty. Apparently their love is as thick as mud and the Saints have formally announced the engagement of of Kim LARDashian and Kris HAMphries.

The Saints' news release notes that this past winter the couple began going out in public and were photographed by the piggyrazzi. 


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