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Monday, April 30, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Salisbury's New Fire Boat Has Arrived

The Mayor and selected people are on their way from Whitehaven on the new Fire Boat right now as we speak. I will deliver pictures of the real Fire Boat shortly.


Anonymous said...

I bet Fire Chief Hoppes and Deputy Fire Chief Tull will be on the S.S. Ireton.

Anonymous said...

Mare got himself a boat ride.

Anonymous said...

No wonder we are in financial trouble.

Anonymous said...

Whip-ty freakin' doo