Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my fanny,
10 discount coupons to KFC and an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker.
The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon.
DelMarVa's Premier Source for News, Opinion, Analysis, and Human Interest Contact Publisher Joe Albero at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com or 410-430-5349
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Label on fanny smoke machine said "heco en China"
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Did you see the fine print that said "State taxes will be collected on the assumed value."?
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