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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Monkey Banana Sam Snatched From San Francisco Zoo


A monkey-hunt is underway in the San Francisco area after someone stole a tiny squirrel monkey from the city’s zoo.
The black and orange monkey, named Banana Sam, was reported missing from his enclosure by zoo employees Friday morning. Zoo officials quickly found signs of a break-in: two holes cut in the wire mesh cage and the chain on the perimeter fence cut.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

underground railroad raises it's ugly head again.

Anonymous said...

The robbers will find they can be very tempermental animals and even if you spank the monkey it probably won't listen
They may regret this action

Anonymous said...

thank goodness it was San fran and not oakland or DC or chicago or atlanta or Philly or NYC. It would blend right in!

Anonymous said...

Thank you anonymous 4:58 PM, we've seen their cause advanced nationally with little change in their animalistic behavior.

Anonymous said...

Makes me think of the movie Hangover 2