Crazy Alert! Step away from that banana! A Muslim cleric in Europe has banned women from touching phallic-shaped foods. According to an Egyptian news website – the cleric issued the ban on women touching long and slender fruits and vegetables because they could cause women to “think of sex.” The horror! The list of forbidden food includes bananas, cucumbers, zucchinis, and carrots. But that doesn’t mean women can’t still enjoy these foods – as the cleric said, "If women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve." Meanwhile, Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump have proposed that zucchinis, cucumbers, and carrots be considered "essential foods" in the new food pyramid.
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6 comments:
Are male Muslims still allowed to buy donuts??
Yeh they have to cut the bananas down to their size . afraid the girls might get a hold of a real man.
4:32 Male Muslims are allowed to do just about anything they want--marry 10 year olds, have sex with goats, rape their wives and then have then stoned to death, the only thing they are punished for is being homosexual or converting to Christianity. Wonder how Obama remains unscathed. Oh yeah, taqqiya.
They were approved to hold vienna sausages , and baby carrots.
well wouldn't having a male muslim holding a banana be construed that he is gay? ahh just what I love about them, the hypocracy!
JOE!?
What the hell man.
Protected first amendment freedom of speech is great, but come on.
A little editing for the classless and tasteless comments please.
PLEASE.
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