Jeff Foxworthy On Muslims

1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..       You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.       You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.       You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.        You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.     You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.        You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.       You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.        You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .         You may be a Muslim