Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Tiger Woods
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i appreciate a thinker. obviously tiger is one. right on tiger. thanks sjd
The planes would need an iso cabin for the children. Can't risk them seeing a womansd nakedness.
Personally, I think it might do them some good.
This is a great business plan only there are just as many business women that travel so there would have to be some males(not tiger woods type but real men) with special services as well. There is no doubt that sensuality definitely sells. ;)
Posted 2 days late!
Special Services WOW I could use some, only I can not afford a plane ticket!!LOL
There's one problem with the "Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes" part. The days leading up to 9/11 a majority of the murdering low-life hijackers visited strip clubs and worse.
BTW, I also disagree with the "every businessman in this country would start flying again" statement. I fly now, and I'd make sure I'd stay off any plane that served pubic hair with my peanuts.
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