On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
'I'm too young to die,' she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome:
tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a time........
No one moves...................
He removes his shirt................
Muscles rippled across his chest..........
She gasps....................
He whispers in her ear................
'Iron this....then get me a beer.'
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7 comments:
Why does it always end that way ?
Hope this woman wasn't Barbara Boxer. (P.S. Barbara Boxer is a woman isn't she?)
its not humiliation,its comprimise.I,d like to be enjoying all that femanine pampering,oh,thats right I got to go to work......haha.women..all single and enslaved moms please disregard.some men just want the big piece of chicken and the remote when they get home,and every now and then just a little....haha
As the saying goes....the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
1000etcetera:
No, that would be thru his Levi Straus's.
This is almost as good as the bargain shopping while her husband dies in icu woman...a few days ago.
Hilarious!
and ,no, boxer isn't a woman...she's a Senator...there's a difference.
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