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Saturday, October 24, 2009

New Grocery Store

THIS MARKET HAS PROVEN SO SUCCESSFUL THAT COMPANY EXECUTIVES ARE NOW CONTEMPLATING WHETHER AND WHEN TO CONVERT THEIR OTHER PUBLIX STORES. MOST LIKELY OTHER COMPANIES WILL MAKE SIMILAR CHANGES IN THE FUTURE SINCE THEY CAN PROBABLY GET ASSISTANCE THROUGH THE NATIONAL STIMULUS PLANS.

New Publix supermarket opened in Hudson, Florida.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant
Sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and hotdogs.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing Aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ewwww funny though