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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

"Hung"

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses, stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor, and then calmly replied, "I am! That is why she cuts the grass."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny!

Anonymous said...

Thaaaats Riiiiiight

Chimera said...

Hehe-I better start mowing the lawn