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Sunday, April 12, 2009

New Wine For Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as:

PINO MORE

I heard it through the Grapevine.



2 comments:

Tim Chaney said...

Good one LoL Should be Pino Moir though : )

Anonymous said...

Good fellows delievers now, even to us Joe. The new owner is kinda cool and the food is way better now.