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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you want to get rid of Barack?

Anonymous said...

This is so funny! Think I will try it out!

Anonymous said...

try Webster!

Anonymous said...

It's really senseless if you have don't have anything in the file to get rid of.

Two Sentz said...

The same works with a file called "SBYnews"!


Oh snap! :)

Anonymous said...

9:31
You hit the nail on the head!

What can you put in a Barack file anyway, absolutely nothing!

shoreatheist said...

Sounds like cheap therapy for those of us not thrilled with the prospect of the "Age of Obama"...

Anonymous said...

Why didn't someone come up with this a few years ago and name the file Barrie Tilghman? She has a track record to prove she needs to be removed.

Anonymous said...

help me out guys, maybe I'm doing something wrong. I've tried it twice and I just don't feel any better....

...sigh...

Anonymous said...

How would you feel if someone said that about you? That is not nice!

Anonymous said...

This is what is wrong with this world today. Leave this man alone and give him a chance. This is childish and what does it show our children today growing up??? Seriously get a life!!!!!

Unknown said...

@1:14 anonymous .... I could'nt agree with you more... This madness has to stop!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 1:14pm...the children stopped learning to read because the school officials have decided to continue the Obama party during school hours. It started with all of them being forced to watch the inaguration and they haven't stopped since!

Anonymous said...

SIGH!!!!! I feel so much better now. No more Barry. Snap, oh well, back to reality

Anonymous said...

OMG! I loved this! I sent it out to a few friends but I changed the file name to 'ex husband'

Anonymous said...

It's a free country. I don't think anyone forced any child to watch the inauguration. If you didn't want your child to watch it then you shouldn't have sent them to school. If you sent them and you didn't want them to watch it that's your problem. We as parents think and try to direct our children until they get a certain age, at that point its up to them to make their own decisions. I have a child in school and it was his decision to watch it. Nobody forced him.

Anonymous said...

On a positive note, it likely will be less than a year before one of Obama's "friends" kill him, then we won't have to pretend to delete him. And for those who think not - remember - he took millions of dollars from Hamas and Hizbollah for his campaign, they won't take it well when he doesn't do what he "promised in exchange for their contributions".