AP Late breaking news -- there were fatalities caused by the US Air crash after the commercial flight landed in the Hudson River. Unfortunately 547 personal litigation lawyers drowned or froze to death trying to swim in the waters to the plane to solicit new clients.
Authorities thought about barricading the banks of the Hudson, but considered it best for all concerned to let nature take its course.
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3 comments:
Amen , now that's funny
lol, thats a good start ...
They must have heard there was a group of nuns on board willing to be deposed regarding their thoughts on divine engine failure.
"When can their glory fade? O, the wild charge they made. Noble, noble 600!!!"
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