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Friday, January 02, 2009

This Just In


While I had been informed there were only TWO people arrested at the scene, there were actually THREE! If you click on this image it will enlarge. Once you do you'll clearly see the guy on the ground, that's suspect #1. Then, if you look at the windshield of the green Honda you'll see a black female through the front window, suspect #2. Then, when you look on the right hand side of the photo and see the white female standing there with the Trooper, that's Trooper Hagel from the M.S.P. reading the white woman her rights, suspect #3! I had NO IDEA! WOW! The white woman was balling her eyes out while she was being read her rights but that's what it is Folks. Thanks Wayne!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That honda with the O's logo on the back looks familiar as hell.

Anonymous said...

Another story where Joe wants to be the 1st to report... without the entire story!

Anonymous said...

May I suggest using your night-stick, officer?

drive4success said...

Yeah, funny how other "professional" national news sources seem to be on top of the stories from the gate too. Thus the term "Developing Story" knucklehead.

Anonymous said...

I read the other day where a murderer got out of the house in 7 years. So I guess this bunch will serve about 30 days. Such is the state of our criminal system. Crime pays anymore, just ask the ASAP guy.

Oh, I forgot, there is no crime around here.....

Anonymous said...

anonymous 2:57:

Come on now Wittle Baby, was youw big hewwie copter grounded because of da biggie bwizzard we had hewe on the showa?

Or is this Gweggy Bassanette powting because the newspapew wadn't nowear awound?

Looks to me like Salisbury News kicked everyone's ass on this one. Get over it you big baby. Great work Joe.

Anonymous said...

I only saw 4 pd depts on the scene...and the Salisbury Express Taxi Service, because remember there is no crime in Salisbury...

Webster was observing from a safe distance...Chic-Fila's parking lot

Anonymous said...

Nice.

(((((((ATTA BOY JOSEPH))))))

The rest of you haters can eat your hearts out.

Losers.

Quite a crack team you got here Joseph. This blog is morphing into something bigger than one man.

Anonymous said...

White Trash!!

Anonymous said...

Billy Ray Valentine said...
May I suggest using your night-stick, officer?

2:59 PM

He did. I bet that's how the window got busted.

Anonymous said...

For 7:11 "white trash"

Dont you mean "black theiving trash"