A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
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18 comments:
Good one!
I'm ready for all the hipocrit commentors.
I'll cut them off now saying this is only humor. Don't take things so personal.
right on, shoot em all!
Um, most Arabs are Muslim and don't drink alcohol.
that actually was not funny. and mardela you dont have to feign laughter for a joke that is not funny just because it promotes your views on immigration. your views can be stated without encouraging Albero's lame joke.
I'm scared of mexicans and arabs.
VV, they like you to think that they dont drink alcohol. they might not drink alcohol in public but trust me they are just as hypocritical as all other religions when it comes to saying one thing in public and doing another in private
OK -- OK -- let's not be nasty. The girl couldn't help it. She was also a blond.
I have know a lot of drinking Muslims over the years. Most are appalled at the thought of eating a pork chop, but they seem to hold alcohol as a lesser, more acceptable sin. That's why it's important, when in battle with any Muslim enemy, to follow the brilliant example that General Pershing provided while fighting Muslims in the Philipines. Coat all bullets in pork fat and bury the enemy bodies in a hog's hide.
Apparently that really did repel the enemy much the way a Crucifix repeles vampires in the movies.
VV/11:02. Have played beer games/crushed open bar at various weddings with Muslim. He is a bartender for Allah's sake...BTW-Muslims aren't supposed to go to the "Bada-Bing" either-but did you ever hear the tales (even if only half of what is alleged is true) of Mohamed Atta's posse's last evenings on the town?
BTW...Since my last post was way too educational (and unoffensive/unfunny), if you really want to make this joke "accurate", I am pretty sure the Mexican would only have a knife.
That was a good one. Amen 9:31 am
9:47
well if they dont drink alcohol why are they promised "rivers of wine" when they get to paradise?
The wine? That's to get the 72 virgins drunk enough to have sex with the murderous, terrorist bastards. What decent virgin would have sex with a murdering, piece of scum who just flew a plane into public buildings?
I imagine it would take rivers of wine to get those 72 "black eyed" beauties drunk enough for such a disgusting relationship!
Opps, BIG Update: George Washington Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee and a bunch of others are kicking Mohamed Atta's & associate's asses every day. Seems it was 72 Virginians not virgins waiting for the terrorists in the "next world."
Kick em 72 times for me guys!
Polly Markis
Anonymous said...
Opps, BIG Update: George Washington Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee and a bunch of others are kicking Mohamed Atta's & associate's asses every day. Seems it was 72 Virginians not virgins waiting for the terrorists in the "next world."
Kick em 72 times for me guys!
Polly Markis
7:58 PM
Awesoome Reply, go my brother Virginians!
DEO VINDICE!!!
Hey leave vv alone, she is obviously a dumb blonde, but I'd hit it.
There are way to many illegals in this country and they are a large factor in the Financial Crisis. Blame the liberal democrats for this.
The liberal democrats have ruined this country and it is going to get worse if we elect the domestic terrorist Obama as president. Mark my work on that one.
Yeah, vv, they snort instead...
Shipping them back isn't as easy as it sounds- and even if we could who is going to do all of our less than pleasant menial underpaid jobs to bring food to the tables of you and your children? Maybe we have too many ignorant, racist, middle-aged, overweight white men buying houses they can't afford with loans that banks shouldn't have given them in the first place. Talk about a financial crisis.
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