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Saturday, December 22, 2007

*****SFD Offers New Optional Turn Out Gear*****


Get-R-Done Products has U in mind and wants U 2 be state of the art, top shelf, above da rest whenev-r u all get on dah far truck.

Available in da boys sisez 2, let R run in dat dare familie and make em proud. This here praduct re-du-ces wind flapping but relieves that perfect look while hanging off dat dare far truck.

As Scene On Pac14 TV

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your point is??

joe albero said...

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you. You couldn't have made my point any more perfectly.

Anonymous said...

I just pee'd myself. Or is it, I just pea'd mi self? lol

far truck!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG! That's exactly what I had imagined when you made the comment about lips and teeth flapping in the wind. Joe, you are too funny.

joe albero said...

Have you notice how it completely shut them up! ROTFLMAO! They're all getting together right now at the School, See & Gordy are setting up a Command Post and they're coming after me. LMAO! They'll all be coming down the road with their new Turn Out Gear, one hand holding on to the hand rail and waving a bat in the other hand. Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum! Translated, We're Coming To Get You Albero! With or without it in your mouth, it still sounds the same.

Anonymous said...

Most be trying to get some posts I Joe?

joe albero said...

Dee, Dee, Deeee!

Anonymous said...

Shit I wiil sit here and burn your ass all night long!

joe albero said...

"Shit I "wiil" sit here and burn your ass all night long!"

Isn't wiil a new Nintendo Game? ROTFLMAO! Yeppers. Gots us one of dem dare Fir Fiters.

Anonymous said...

where can i get one of these? i want to wear it in a council meeting and put it on whenever bubba speaks. bubba wouldn't be able to control his laughter.

joe albero said...

Spencers

Anonymous said...

WE got a XBOX!!On a big projection screen!

joe albero said...

Don't you mean, Wii got a XBOX?

Anonymous said...

Wow you should look an get a denist to look at those teeth joe!

Anonymous said...

Thats joey boy grandson!

Anonymous said...

When is the last time you say your pecker fat boy
!

Anonymous said...

Are you going to do any news to day or are you a blog now!

Anonymous said...

Hey joe you need to reach around and pull your head out of your a$$$!!

Anonymous said...

We handed out presnts out tonight where were you to take pictures!What did you donate to it!

joe albero said...

What's the matter guys, the Daily Times wasn't there to take pictures, so you come on here to brag about your good deeds?

Bob said...

I developed a mental picture of this and my stomach hurts from laughing. Firemans hat on, teef stickin' out da frunt, flaps from the hardhat liner flappin' ahind 'em, eyes justa waterin', cheeks red and flappin' in da wind, hangin' off da back of da truck lookin' fruntways up da side of da truck, mouf waterin'. Horn blows going thru an intersection....scares 'em....makes 'em jump and their hats almost come off causin' 'em to put one hand up there to hold the hat on. My imagination is WAY too active.

Anonymous said...

I see you are bored this evening. You can always tell when the big SBYNEWS is slow. you post something of bull shit about the fire department. Maybe you should have conversation with your lawyers about the meaning of defamation of character, and think real hard about what you write.

On a side note...
Are you excited Joe? It's almost time for your shiny new state of the art Helmet. I hope you can still get it own with your head up your ass that far. Maybe you can have Watchful eye and Larry Dodd come do and inspection of you with your head up your ass to see how to get your helmet on your head up there.

Seriously Joe. Can't you come up with something better than this, couldn't you just make up some BS scandal like you normally do?

Here's a headline for you

BREAKING NEWS "Joe Albero struggles to breath cause his head is to far up is ass."

HaHA Happy holidays dumb ass and I hope you get your helmet along with your friends getting theirs

Anonymous said...

Joe, dont listen to those Fire Fags! they are just upset because people can buy the same teeth that they were born with.

Tim Chaney said...

Uncle Buck? Last year at our company Christmas party we did some gag gifts beside drawing names for real gifts.

I got a pack of ten, all different kinds of teeF, Bucks, kissin' cousins Teef you name it. I had a kick going from table to table to tell everyone how good our new dental plan was with my kissin' cousin TeeF, it was a hoot~! Bwaaa

Anonymous said...

I heard the guys at station 16 have their own kind of mouth piece with the teeth missing in the front in the shape of a circle. Yup, they like to ride the firemans pole all the way down to the bottom. The don't call it HEADquarters for nothing.

joe albero said...

I just passed 20,000 hits for a Saturday. I couldn't give a rats ass what the DT or anyone else things, we have arrived Ladies & Gentlemen! Funny part is, there isn't a Blog on the entire East Coast that had 100 hits today, believe me. So I don't worry about these Fire Fighters. Smile Boys and show em your teef!

WatchfulEye said...

FUJA said...
I see you are bored this evening. You can always tell when the big SBYNEWS is slow. you post something of bull shit about the fire department. Maybe you should have conversation with your lawyers about the meaning of defamation of character, and think real hard about what you write.

On a side note...
Are you excited Joe? It's almost time for your shiny new state of the art Helmet. I hope you can still get it own with your head up your ass that far. Maybe you can have Watchful eye and Larry Dodd come do and inspection of you with your head up your ass to see how to get your helmet on your head up there.

Seriously Joe. Can't you come up with something better than this, couldn't you just make up some BS scandal like you normally do?

Here's a headline for you

BREAKING NEWS "Joe Albero struggles to breath cause his head is to far up is ass."

HaHA Happy holidays dumb ass and I hope you get your helmet along with your friends getting theirs

10:12 PM

Hey, Joe, I saw where you donated those new helmets to the glass lickers at the Fire Department. Tomorrow I will head to Lowes and get the paste wax for them.

As for me coming over to see how far up your ass your head is, I think I'll pass. I've seen WAY too many ASSHOLES today. (no offense ment to you, Joe)

That's the best I got for 'em right now, but I gotta say, that is damn funny. ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Joe...now that's some FUNNY SHIT!!! I'm dying here...The FD are a bunch of sister marrying hillbillies...

Anonymous said...

Joe, I'll give you this. You gots some straight up brass balls.

Anonymous said...

Joe,Just received letter from SFD asking for donations.Tore it up.When the 2 chiefs and the Mayor give up control on the donations and return control back to the volunteers then I will donate again. HARDHEAD

Anonymous said...

WatchfulEye

Don't quit your day job.

Anonymous said...

Joe,Just received letter from SFD asking for donations.Tore it up.When the 2 chiefs and the Mayor give up control on the donations and return control back to the volunteers then I will donate again. HARDHEAD

8:26 AM

That will never happen!

Anonymous said...

Joe keep up your posting of the fire department the PR is awesome and get some more pics of me!I get laid more now than ever.

Anonymous said...

Yuo think your getting hit on your site you should see the hits on the department website.

Anonymous said...

First off do you Joe and the ignorant fire fighters (not all) have anything better to do then to bash each other? Its insane.. why can't each of you leave the other alone? You all argue more then my children do. Joe i would be very upset if people were talking about my family more then anything. But dont you think you are stooping to there level and thats what they want? And the same to the fire fighter(s) that are doing it to Joe. Ill be happy to say i dont agree with Joe on alot of things. Some things i do and some things are just flat out funny as hell. But the argueing that you all do is nonsense. Joe (my opinion) i think some things are posted just to get fire fighters attention and wanting them to argue with you. Like i said thats my opinion. Do each of you think that if you all stayed out of each others business things would stop? Umm yes probably.

LMF

Anonymous said...

This is toooo much fun messing with him

Anonymous said...

So joe who are you going to stalking today!

Anonymous said...

I thought you stooped looking at off the cuff

Anonymous said...

Did you know joe dresses up in his wife clothing and dances in front of the mirror

Anonymous said...

Poke your eye out It might be fun.. but dont you think that Joe and all of you need to grow up? You all act like a bunch of kids. My toddler acts better then you all. I say alot of growing up needs to be done. and people need to get a life and mind there own business. This article is BS honestly. Joe has asked for attention from the fire fighters. And does he expect not to get anything?.. of course he doesnt. If Joe can't be the bigger and better guy in this then the men and women off the fire depts. need to be. and vis versa.

LMF

Anonymous said...

TRue!

Anonymous said...

at least we graduated highschool

Anonymous said...

I saw that the Bay-be Boutique carries the Billy Bob pacifiers as well.

joe albero said...

OK, let's discuss that for a moment. Let's see. I was in a life changing car accident, (as a passenger) at 17 years old. I could not attend school for many months and was on morphine for many months following.

Yes, I quit High School and went off on my own. Today I am a multi millionaire and retired at 40 years old. I own NO ONE. Everything I have is paid for.

Now let's look at you. We know not your name? You work for the City in the Fire Department. You must be very young, based on your statement. Then again, you are with the Fire Department, so you could be older than we all think.

Nevertheless, I have proven myself. I did not become a project of failure. I went out to work every day and proved to be an asset to society.

I created and developed lamps for some of the most highly respected Industries in the World. I make the majority of Safelights for developing X-Ray Film for almost every single Film Manufacturer in the World.

I created and developed the most state of the art lamps for the entire Printed Circuit Board, (Photo Resist) Industry. Meaning, there's a 90+% chance that the very computer you are using was manufactured under my lights. That goes for your TV's, Stereo's and anything else manufactured with electronics. The majority of music CD's you listen to, that's right, manufactured under my lights.

Many of our Nations most valued Archives are stored and displayed under my lamps. I'm the biggest and best in the WORLD for what I do.

Yeah, I'm a High School Drop Out, you're right. Tell me though, what kind of education did you get to hold a hose with water flowing through it. You see, I've always been curious how someone can hold one of those things with so much water pressure.

Sorry for ramblin on Folks.

joe albero said...

I'm sorry. I meant to say I owe no one.

Anonymous said...

I’ve always be curious how you made your fortune Joe, thanks for enlightening me. To be truthful I thought you had a pile of money left to you or something along that line. I have to admit I’ll give you a pat on the back for your success. I partied four years while away at college but evidently I learned something on good investing while I was there. Thanks to that I have a very good lump set aside, growing every day.

joe albero said...

If college did that for you, congratulations. Might I add, it's not hard to make money. The difficult part of making money is managing it. 95% or more of the people who become millionaires through the Lottery and so forth are Bankrupt in just a few short years. Watching someone rise to the top is a nice thing. However, keeping it and making ALL the right decisions for the many years ahead is what's difficult. You have to say NO to a lot of people and trust me when I tell you this, that ain't easy!

You can't hand people things and believe they're going to do well with it. I have a LOT of respect for Jim Perdue. Look, the guy may have inherited a monstrosity of a business but he's proven to continue with even more of a level hear than his own Father and my hat is tipped to him. Those were to tough shoes to fill and he's done so with class.

Anyhow, I wish you continued success and a Merry Christmas.

joe albero said...

level head, sorry.

Anonymous said...

You see, I've always been curious how someone can hold one of those things with so much water pressure.

***********************
Why don't you sign up, commit to the classes and find out? Hell of a lot more to it than spraying water.

joe albero said...

Not enough time and too much Blogging to do. Besides, I have a life.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
poke your eye out kid said...
Joe keep up your posting of the fire department the PR is awesome and get some more pics of me!I get laid more now than ever.

10:00 AM

You get laid to the theme of dueling banjos with ur brother far min in da shower.... deee deee deee

You F**King rednecks need to get a life and leave people alone.

5:31 PM

Ahhh did I hurt your feelings!

Anonymous said...

What happened joe.Did I get to you so you change your picture!!LMAO

Anonymous said...

So Joe, You are leading everyone to believe that These firemen are uneducated. Joe I gotta ask do you smoke crack? I have a collage education and am doing really good for myself. I also am a volunteer Firefighter/EMT. I would have to seriously say there is more to just spraying water on fire Joe. you would know that if-you got off your fat lazy ass and try taking the class and find out what it's about. O that's right firefighting classes are collage level class for the university of MD. You couldn't even finish your high school. I understand you had an accident but you could have always gone back and got it. Make fun of the fireman. Say they are uneducated. At least they have graduated high school and taken some collage credit classes. So these lamps Joe, tell me more. I've done some research and can't find your name attached to inventing them or having anything to do with them.

hey browneye, larry, o escuse me watchful eye. Your an idiot. You gotta come to your buddy Joe's add cause he can't come up with anything back. YOU sir defiantly need a helmet for even being Joes's buddy.

And Joe when you going to get out of Never Never land and realize your not a news site. and stop playing your self out to be the victim, when it comes to the city officials and firefighters. You egg them on and do it to your self. I can assure you Joe, you will pay, one way or another. If not here on earth than at the pearly gates. Just remember Joe, one day your going to need these people to help you, your wife or your grandson.

and If you have all this money why can't you pay your bills. Apparently you can't manage your money you ass. Have a merry Christmas jackass.

Anonymous said...

Fuja, where'd you get your degree? Sears optical? WTF dude, you should have paid for the degree, you'd have gotten a better education. Learn some grammar and spelling, geez...until then, put your teeth back in...duh,,,,

WatchfulEye said...

I'm sure that not graduating HS is something that Joe regrets. HOWEVER, he has "made good" by contributing to society with his invention/product. Just because his name isn't on it doesn't mean he was any less instrumental in inventing it. My husband has been instrumental in inventing and developing several things, but his name isn't on them because they were developed for the company he works for.

As far as Joe not being a news outlet, let me define what a news outlet is for you:

1. Joe recieves tips from his readers.

2. He goes out and investigates the tips.

3. He comes home and then writes and publishes copy.

4. He allows reader editorials and opinions on any story.

5. He publishes follow-up stories.

Like it or not, he is a news outlet. You just don't like what he has to say.

joe albero said...

This will drive them nuts. My Company is an 84% NET PROFIT Company! I challenge any on of these Idiots to find another company around the entire World that can turn those kind of numbers. LEGALLY, that is. ROTFLMAO!

Anyone who knows me knows just how much work I put into my business any more and they also know how much money I make doing so little. Granted, it wasn't always like that but even my accountants are blown away at what I do and how successful it became.

25 years ago I reported to Dunn & Bradstreet, until they wanted to know "everything" about my company. I refused to allow the world to know everything I have etc. Therefore, you're right, my name stays out of the spot light but ask me if I care? When you talk to my financial people they laugh at it because they have never met anyone like me before.

My suggestion is that you read the book, The Millionaire Next Door. Merry Christmas.

Anonymous said...

2. He goes out and investigates the tips

Thats a ton of BULLSHIT!

Anonymous said...

4. He allows reader editorials and opinions on any story.

There is more BULLSHIT!

Anonymous said...

Even more bullshit!He doesn't do these things anymore!He did it before but stopped.He did investigate a little but has dtopped doing for a while now!

Anonymous said...

I refused to allow the world to know everything I have etc. Therefore, you're right, my name stays out of the spot light but ask me if I care?


Bullshit again!You love to hear your name and be noticed!Thts why you have this blog!

Anonymous said...

I don't need to be rich to live my life.I do what I do because I love helping people everyday!!!

Anonymous said...

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups Joe!

You want to be a news source get out and do the job other then sitting behind a computor desk acting all tough and lying to the people!