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Sunday, February 04, 2007

Could It Be Too Late?

I've always wondered about this particular sign. You see, it's placed about a 1/3 into the roadway inside the Plaza. Wouldn't it make more sense to place it at the very entrance to warn every one of pedestrians?

Then there's a sign below it that says, "It's NEVER Too Late." What the hell is this supposed to mean? Did some Idiot just put it there and the City never challenged it? Are you supposed to be a drug addict to understand what it means, or an alcoholic? Perhaps you're an abortion doctor? Perhaps the local Church placed it there to promote new visitors? WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN? Is it a reminder for Chief Webster, since he follows me around the Plaza almost every day now? Did there used to be a Clock Repair Shop on the Plaza? Perhaps it was placed there by Charles Jannace promoting divorce/business?

Maybe it should just come down? ;-)

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