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Saturday, January 13, 2007

The Surgeon General Announces Smoking Can Make You Go Blind!

Researchers have proven recently in Salisbury, Maryland that smokers have lost the ability to hit their target by up to two feet, depending on how many cigaretts you smoke per day.

Smokers argued, "We thought it was a large brick ash tray and the blue thing was a water bowl for big dogs." How can you argue with that?

1 comment:

The Bass Player's Wife said...

It almost looks as though someone has dumped the ash receptacle. Did you happen to notice any sand in the flower bed with the butts?