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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Gangs Practice On How To Rob A Bank



The City of Salisbury have given Gangs the perfect opportunity to practice on the proper ways to rob a bank. Considering there's no policing of the old Salisbury Mall, Gangs can do whatever they like to this old vacant building and practice up for the real thing just around the corner.

Bullet holes can clearly be seen through the windows and who knows, maybe there's a dead manneqin or two inside? Rumor on the streets has it the Salisbury Police Department has a new rule, "Don's Ask, Don't Tell. It's a military thing.

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