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Saturday, August 01, 2020

Impossible Burger's Fake Meat coming to 2,000 Walmart Stores... yuck

It'll be sold at locations in all 50 states.

Impossible Foods has just announced that its plant-based Impossible Burger will be available at Walmart starting today, which is the most significant rollout of its faux-meat product so far. The company had already started expanding its grocery store rollout earlier this year with availability in Kroger as well as Safeway, Albertsons, Vons and more. Earlier this week, the company also announced that the burger will begin rolling out to Trader Joe’s next Monday.

According to Impossible Foods, 12-ounce packages of Impossible Burger will be available in more than 2,000 Walmart locations in all 50 states. Combined with the other expansions above, the company says that the plant-based product will be in over 8,000 grocery stores by the end of the year. This means that the company’s retail footprint has grown by 50 times since March.

“Impossible Foods’ goal is to make the global food system sustainable. To do that, Impossible Burger has to be available everywhere people shop for meat,” said Impossible Foods’ CEO and Founder Dr. Patrick O. Brown in a statement.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uhhhh.......no thank you!

Anonymous said...

You put a pickle on it and serve it on a soft roll people will eat anything. Just look at Yuck-Fil-A. They will have a fake chicken sammich soon.

Anonymous said...

"Soylent Green is people!"

Anonymous said...

Gross, won't touch that crap.

Anonymous said...

Never seen a more accurate name. Impossible to eat

Anonymous said...

In a fit of curiosity I had BK Impossible Whopper a few months ago. The grilled patty had a spongy and slimy texture that could be chewed for hours. The oily aftertaste was pure yuck. Two bites in and I was done, except for the unpleasant burping. The seagulls in the parking lot were less discriminating.

Do yourself a favor. If it isn't meat, it isn't burger.

Anonymous said...

Soylent green

Anonymous said...

Hey dummies fake meat is not healthy - it's DEADLY!

Check out all of the chemicals in that shit to make you think it's meat.

Anonymous said...

Yea! That means more of the real thing for me.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens to the children from Epstein island

Anonymous said...

A 12 ounce package of impossible burger sells for $8.99, that comes to $11.99 a pound. Acme has boneless chicken breasts on sale for $1.99 per pound. Food lion has fresh cut T-bone steaks on sale for $6.99 per pound. Now tell me why any sane person would buy that crap. They got the name right, "Impossible burger" because it is impossible!

Anonymous said...

I stopped going to Burger King and other's selling that crap. I think they gave me this crap instead of an actual Burger. So I stopped going there. Have it your way?? Rrrriiiiggghhhhttt.

Anonymous said...

When the commies take over, this will be the only "meat" available in the stores. Real meat will be held for the elite.

Anonymous said...

NO thanks...

Anonymous said...

Take a look at the sodium in those Soros burgers. Kill you faster then cow farts

Anonymous said...

Perfect timing right. Cause we have a meet shortage. Way to usher in frankenfood. Just how many people actually control us? I think we can over take them. I guess if they keep us fighting each other for our skin color and whether or not blue lives matter, then we can't pay attention to the real issues behind the scenes. By the time we do realize it, it will be to late I guess. Kinda sad to be part of a social experiment and not being able to wake enough people up to go after the real culprit instead of each other. Oh well, carry on about which lives matter or don't. Sigh.