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Monday, March 09, 2020

What Is Butt Dust?

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? What do you do or say, when an innocent child asks you something so innocent and they are so serious? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....

This particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust....' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

When Buttigig Bits the DUST !!!

Anonymous said...

Like on Adam12 when the dispatcher would say "see the man" and my young son asked who is cedar man or when my wife and I were watching "Law and Order Criminal Intent" and during the opening sequence the announcer says "war on crime". My wife asked me "what is moron crime?". The only thing I could think to say was all crime.

Anonymous said...

Don’t kids say the darnedest and cultist things?

Anonymous said...

Saw this in readers digest a few years ago:

A teacher asks the class what the “D.C.” stands for in Washington D.C - a student responds, “ dot com”

Anonymous said...

Saw this on twitter yesterday ...

True story today between my boys during homework: My youngest says (reading aloud to himself) “What is the value of (a) alpha in equation 1?” My oldest who is autistic replies (insert dead pan voice) “Omega - We are in Lent”. My youngest copies “Ω” and moves on. Wow. Just wow.

local reader said...

919

that's cute