WASHINGTON, D.C.—Hillary Clinton has announced that after much debate she will seek reelection as president of the United States.
Pundits on MSNBC, CNN, and ABC News have long pondered whether Clinton would seek reelection or allow someone else to step in, and now she's made a definitive declaration.
"After much deliberation, consultation, and prayer to Moloch, I have decided that I will seek a second term," she said to a crowd gathered at a local Wendy's restaurant. "I feel I haven't accomplished everything I wanted to in my first term, and I really need a full eight years to implement my final solution to all of America's problems."
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12 comments:
Almost not funny.
You would think she could spend a few dollars on whitening strips for her teeth. Those chicklets are nasty.
Sounds about right. She definitely worships Moloch, a Canaanite deity associated in biblical sources with the practice of child sacrifice by fire.
Sounds about right. She definitely worships Moloch, a Canaanite deity associated in biblical sources with the practice of child sacrifice by fire.
Might be funny. But she it's a least even odds she will.
Thank you Lord that this is satire!
Inasmuch as she 'won' the '16 election - I hope she wins this one the same way!
Best news there could be for republicans. Are the democrats that stupid to send her to loose a second time?
Please don't scare me like that, I could have had a heart attack!
Let her run again LOL !!!! Loose AGAIN too !!!!!!
"Second term "what the hell is she talking about she never won the election in 2016 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She is dangerous she's drinking the cool aide again. Remember the 4 murders in Bengazi, the uranium deals with our enemies, the e-mails that were classified that went out in cyber space on your own private server. The drunken slips and falls when you were campaigning, the slurred speech. The disappearing acts when you couldn't remember for weeks at a time. Your rapist husband of a then 19 year old. The members of your staff and past supporters that showed up dead as unsolved mysterious accidents. SHE NEEDS A LOBOTOMY NOT THE PRESIDENCY.!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary deserves a term alright. 10 years to life in federal lock up.
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