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Sunday, August 18, 2019

Nancy Pelosi Escorted Out of White House After Showing Up ‘Too Drunk to Speak’

Sources inside the White House in a position to neither confirm nor deny most reports have confirmed the latest about Nancy Pelosi’s drunken excursion just minutes ago. Lawrence Darrel and his brother, Darryl, both senior aides to Lead Speech Writer Sandy Batt, say they saw Pelosi escorted out by Secret Service after showing up “so drunk she could hardly speak.” Darryl told our reporter in the field:
“Nancy came in and tried to say some things but just kept making that face. And there was like…this clicking noise. Then she fell down and it looked like maybe she peed a little.

Secret security was all over her right quick and them guys tossed her like a bad habit.”

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21 comments:

HICUP said...

her security clearance needs to be pulled or suspended

HICUP said...

her security clearance needs to be pulled or suspended

Anonymous said...

Darryl Darrel?

Now that's funny!

Anonymous said...

Too close to the truth!

Anonymous said...

Not funny

Anonymous said...

She is no doubt a DRUNK. But I can't find this article on ANY credible source.

Anonymous said...

Lawrence Darrel, his brother Darryl Darrel....for a moment I thought I was reading about the old Bob Newhart Show...lol

Anonymous said...

Haven't seen this on any media including FOX

Anonymous said...

AOC is waiting in line to pounce on Speakership.

Anonymous said...

2:48
You see where it says "Continue With Satire HERE" go look up the meaning of Satire.

Anonymous said...

Newhart show, I am Larry and this is my brother darryl and my other brother darryl

Anonymous said...

3:07,this is your brain on drugs

Anonymous said...

That is funny, the real story is slowly coming out about these worthless asswipes in congress

Anonymous said...

Yes , Cover -up for her damn dirty ass again !!!

Anonymous said...

That communist bunch driving her to drink.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!

Anonymous said...

Holy smokes some of you are infact idiots.

Anonymous said...

If that were Trump you would Never hear the end of it !!!

These DAMN Demon-crats always get away with Everything

Throw her OUT of Congress !!!! Keep it in the news too

Anonymous said...

I tried to check the facts and they say not so. But she does spend $1000 a week on drinks on her flights home on Air Force plane, they have to keep record! This is charged to the taxpayers!

Anonymous said...

Also CHARGED to the Taxpayers is Her Illegal Private Jet

excursions all over the world, where she was supposed to be
using just an Air Force jet instead !!!


Of course ALL is Covered up for ALL Democrats !!!! FACT

Anonymous said...

She forgot her meds.