Whatever you do – never build a snowman….

Snowman

8:00 AM: I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow
woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest saying it objectified everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned
it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just
make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the
carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is
white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear
a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick
of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a
domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with
eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know
the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am
now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist,
homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during
difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken
by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching
down the street demanding that I be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the
world in which we live today.